Sunday, January 27, 2008

6 Places To Have Great Sex

The three most important things about great real estate are: location, location and location. You could say the same about great sex - if you want to know more about how to have great sex, consider your location.

In light of this - I've put together a list of six hot places to have great sex:

1) Cleanliness is next to Godliness - while it doesn't actually say that anywhere in the Bible, it's still good to be clean. If you have a large enough bathtub - try doing it in a nice warm bath. If you want extra credit - get some candles, maybe some massage oils and rose petals. Just a thought...

2) I don't have a big enough bath tub, bummer. Luckily, I have a hot tub. If you have access to one - well let's just say you can figure out another reason to call it "hot."

3) Get some exercise - try using the exercise bench. An exercise bench offers the right combination of firm and sift and is normally set up at a perfect height for some great sex. Extra points for innovative positions.

4) Chill out - try doing it in front of the fridge. Here's the twist, open the door. The cold air will perk things up and give you the delicious interplay of your hotness with the icy air...

5) Since we're in the kitchen - clear some clutter and put those counter tops to good use. Just remember to clean up when you're finished...

6) For you outdoor lovers - try taking a hike. Scope out park and woodland areas nearby. Chances are, you may be able to find a nice secluded spot where you can really enjoy the great outdoors.

If you have any other ideas or feedback about places you like to go to have great sex - feel free to comment below.

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